I heard a beauty of radio this morning.
Ross asks John, do you know what a JUNNER is?
No Ross, what is a JUNNER?
A JUNNER is urban slang for a person wearing JEANS with RUNNERS.
Melbourne Dad* says: I don’t understand it. I’ve worn runners (trainers) with jeans for many year. Why? They are comfortable.
Is this sooo bad? (this is me in Junners):
It did give me a giggle, because if anyone could be described as a jummer, it’s me, I’m always wearing jeans with runners.
Of course it got me thinking, what are some other names:
- Joccer – jeans and crocs
- Jainner – jeans and trainers
- Jonger – jeans and thongs (flip flops for the Brits)
- Jarrer – jeans and bare foot
- Jeeler – jeans and heels
- Jooter – jeans and boots
Luckily, Ross didn’t mean JUMMER
According to urbandictionary.com, Jummer = Blow job, to suck a dick.
I caught a jummer from some broad last night.
*PS: Melbourne DAD should write more, he writes well.